kelda is sitting next to me with her "marking schedule".... Apparently i have 0, oh wait now 3, points, because of the bad grammer and no CAPITAL letter [Edit Kelda: Note the use of the Asian Singular].
Alex: Apparently I've been spending too much time with Eric.... Moving on... Yeah well that's only because I only missed ONE capital letter, at the beginning of your name..... And I usually write my blogs in Word so i don't have to do the whole CAPITAL letter thing myself....
[Edit Kelda: Something random:

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Alex: O my God we look soooo bored.... By the way we're the Spice Girls: I'm Baby Spice, Char is Ginger Spice and Ju is Scary Spice.... We actually all look really slutty. Yes Kelda... Full Stop.... Ha and CAPITAL LETTERS.....
Hugs.... Apparently Kalda (yes she actually wants me to leave the typo in) loves me cos she makes me laugh.
This is going to a long post.
Have you been drinking? Asks Kelda
Haha! Laughs Alex
No seriously...? Exclaims Kelda
No reply
Laughter

This is Eric.
Hello Eric!!
He is wearing a bottle of stuff [Edit Kelda: Canterbury Cream] on his head and a halo that Kelda gave him for his birthday.
This is a contradiction.
Alcohol + Eric = Not angelic as one might think initially.
We have just decided that Laurence is cute [Edit Kelda: this is news to me...] Yeah whatever KALDA we all know you think he is..... And Laurence is just telling me he'll read it when he gets home so Kelda we have to make this extra special... And according to my phone I'm being 'inbred".... I swear I have no idea what it's talking about....
Anywho I'll wrap it up
"Sinners are much more fun"
So all you goody-to/two/too-shoes, be bad....
Love ya
Ali-Belly