The Low Down on the EXTREMELY interesting happenings of the past week...

It has been a week... Yes a week... Such a long time... So much can happen in a week, like I could totally overthrow the democratic system in NZ... Oooo and I could bewitch a pod of dolphins into a colony of mermaids and then live with them under the sea in their beautifully intricate castles of shells and jewels and other shiny things and pretty colours and exquisite music with perfect little trills and other decorative flourishes... Oh and I could also redetermine that school is a COMPLETE waste of time... Oooo and how could I forget... Johnny Coltrane is a genius (and so is Michael Frenti- "we can bomb the world to pieces but we can't bomb it into peace")... So cool...

Here's how it went...
School- Work- School- Work- School- School- Music- Photography- Music- Latin- More Music

Such an interesting week... O yes it was... Such a beautiful little arrangement there... O yes you are... Yes you are... Yes... Don't argue with me you spineless evil excuse for a timetable...

Jeez some people....

I'm sorry yes I am tired... Extremely so... I blame Laurence... But only because I am one of those people who don't like admitting defeat... Especially that it's my fault that everything has gone wrong and the entire world is about to explode because it's tired of the waves of uselessness I seem to exude... But o well...

O yes Char's party was a blast... Silly Chris... You'd think he was a pyromaniac... Unless... Is he? Hmmm interesting thought... A revelation of revelations....

Halloween tomorrow... I don't like Halloween at all. I think it is just an excuse to make the children of the world fat and unhealthy and completely introverted and scarred for life. I mean what's with sending our kids out the door, saying "Have a nice time" while thinking "Am I ever going to see sweet Sarah and brilliant Bob ever again, because I am sending them out into the DARK, into the STREETS riddled with murderers and psychos, and forcing them upon unsuspecting victims who open their doors expecting the postman when really they are bombarded with streams of children wanting lollies... What could stop those people from taking my poor children?! O woe is me!" Personally, I think that if people continue to celebrate Halloween, instead of "candy", the children should be given a stick of celery... Or a lettuce... Or even a BOWL of salad... How lucky would those children be? Their teeth and faces will be saved from complete mutilation and horrid destruction... Plus, it's much better for the environment when the kids decide to throw away their "loot" at the end of the night (because they're already feeling sick)... If the earth had to choose between being covered in celery or suger infested sweets, I'm pretty sure the earth would choose the celery.

THANKFULLY I'm working tomorrow night so I don't have to listen to the countless children coming to the door whining: "Trick or Treat?" And me standing there thinking: "Just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" And trying not to stick a sign up on my gate stating: "Come through here and our big, ghastly and EVIL dog will eat you alive. Have a nice day :)"... But I did think that the Governor General was having a Halloween Party... I even thought that he could dress up like a pumpkin (the reasons are rather obvious)... I was even kindof excited by the prospect of a Halloween Party... Imagine the Helen Clark posing as Frankenstien... Oh that would be convincing!... But no the Prince and the Princess of the Netherlands are coming to dinner... So that should be interesting in itself...

Gosh I'm rambling... I'm tired... Needless to say because I have been and still am tired I have constantly been logadaedelating... Hell I even logadaedelated the logadaedelis...

I need help...

O well that's life...

Ciao xxx